Let’s pan the camera back a few years. Young Donald age 8 and his parents are having dinner. Young Donald insists he can make run the family better than his Parents can.
Father Triumph to young Donald, “You have no experience running a home why should we trust you?”
Young Donald to Father, “You are a Dummyhead, I tell it like it is! I know how to do things.”
“What proof do you have that you know how to run a family?”
“I won a kickball game. I won at marbles. Pretty girls like me. I’m a winner.”
Mother Triumph, “Yes it’s true dear that you are good at many things, but running a family is different from marbles.”
“Mommy, you are a dummyhead. You are just like Rosie O’Donnell, a big fat slob inside and out. No wonder you married Daddy dummyhead, with a face like yours who else was going to have you?”